My left foot fucking hurts. Falling yesterday and being at work today was not a good mix. I woke up late today, thinking it was Saturday not Tuesday (how the hell I made that mistake I have no clue!), I got out of the shower late, I couldn't find my keys so I got to work late and Wendy watched me walk past her as she nattered on the phone. I got into work, wet hair (not been brushed either) and almost in tears cause my foot had already began to hurt when Wendy comes in. She's turning on the lights and I start taking stuff out (feeling really down) and she's like, 'I'm not checking up on you.' Yeah right.

So she goes, and I find a note from Anne, 'Hoover Tuesday and if it doesn't rain wash the windows.' Nu-uh. Not on this fucking ankle... And the weather was shit (ok, it didn't rain but it was cloudy as hell, and I don't wanna wash windows just for them to get rain streaked in the next 24 hours!). So I hoovered (which I kinda didn't mind doing that much) but I had customers in. Joyous. When I wanna tidy they come in, when I wanna serve they all seem to avoid the place like the Plague. It's like, 'Wtf is wrong?'

But anyways, I was helping this old guy try on shoes (he was like 85, really nice though) and I was just being my normal self, and he said, 'Word of advice, if I was interviewing you for a job, I'd hire you on your personality alone, but you should look into losing some weight.' To be honest, if he told me that last week I would have been affronted and generally pissed off, but I was like, 'That's the new plan for this year,' kinda thing. And another older guy (musta been late fourties) came in for a pair of shoes... Was there for an hour! But he was easy to talk to, you know those customers who are really nice and jokey and stuff.

One of Russ' mates came in look for him. Foud Russ then came back to the shop before going back to the police station (something about him being beaten up or sommat a few weeks earlier). Anyways, he was helping me bring stuff to pack up, and Anne comes in (looking kinda haggard, and in a zippy that even I wouldn't wear, and I will almost wear anything once!), looking this guy up and down (cause he was a big guy). Asked, 'Who's he?' and I was like, 'A mate of Russell,' as he's going out the door. He calls, 'See ya trouble,' (great I get a nickname worthy of my utter boringness) and leaves and Anne's face is like, 'OMG Russ is friends with that huge guy?' He was ok... :: Shrugs :: I just missed Mark.

I actually miss him loads. We kinda got into an argument. Not gonna repeat the argument here, cause what's the point? What's done is done, all that matters is that we're still together. :D

Anyways, annoyed Chris in co-op too! :D It was a pretty good day. Then again I think I always freak out Chris. Not that hard though (for me to freak out anyone, all I have to do is be me! :D). I had fish for dinner. It was yummy.

Now I'm gonna read some fic then go to bed cause I am tired (and in pain!)

Rach xxx

As decided by Premier Magazine, the 50 Greatest Comedy Movies Of All Time.

(I've bold the ones I've seen :D)(and it's in chronological order)

( Mongo only pawn in game of life (Warning: Caps locked used as I can't be bothered to make it look pretty) )

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Mark came over this morning. My house really hates him though. His allergies just flare up. (When I go over his I get headaches cause of the smoke fumes) We just chilled, and I showed him my new jeans (which he loved - cause he loves jeans in general)... He had to go at 1:30 so I felt sad. :(

Went to Co-op later, and chatted with Russ. Put my stuff on the belt and looked up to see Chris staring (yes, Mark does know about this before anyone starts worrying! :D), and I've got, 'What you looking at?' written all over my face, and he says, 'Oh, I'm just reading your t-shirt.' So I was like, '... Fine. Just peruse my boobs,' not really thinking anything of it and Russell, David (who was on the till behind me) and my sis just looked gobsmacked at me... And then I said something like, 'Wanna read my backside too? I don't think there's anything there but you can try...'

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Yeah, he's a freak. So anyways, I've embarrassed Ruth, freaked out Russell, shocked David and had a conversation with Chris. All in five minutes of being at the checkout! :D

I got Angel Delight - Chocolate and Strawberry flavours. Chocolate was nice (I shared with Ruth :D). Strawberry (from past experience) is yummier! :D

Bed in a min (I need a drink before sleeping)(not that kind of drink, I meant something like milk).

Rach xxx